Hello Walter Reed Reviewers and basically everyone else, you all may have heard of Tik Tok, the app that is literally the sequel to Musical.ly, and maybe the app of 2018. It has brought massive popularity, and it was so popular that everyone has bought it, but that’s not all that will be discussed so buckle up everyone, it may be the longest Reed Review I have ever made.
October
Like my introduction mentioned, this app is very popular, but you may have two questions:
1. What did everyone do on the app?
2. Did it literally bring everyone?
My answer to #1 is that people listened to the audio from a song or a movie and then record themselves either dancing, lip syncing, or make dumb faces only five year olds will laugh at. It is really cringy and painful to look at and that is called The Unironic Tik Tok Section. For my second answer, yes a bunch of people bought the app, kids, teens, elderly, all kinds of people. This app also brought predators and furries, yes that is right, PREDATORS & FURRIES. Some would use a feature on the app called the Duett mode which makes you collaborate with someone on the app. Later in November, two groups worked together to change the app forever.
November Pt.1
Continuing on, those two groups were Memers and Gamers, you may be wondering how did they change the app, they changed the app by mocking and making fun off Tik Tok Users in the Unironic Tik Tok section thanks to the Duett feature and making memes without the duett feature creating the Ironic Tik Tok Section, creating memes such as the Hit or Miss challenge, The Bad Boys challenge, The I’m already Tracer challenge, etc. These memes are all I remember from Tik Tok. The result is that some users in the Unironic Tik Tok Section either left, quit making Tik Tok or tried to fight back making fun of Tik Tok. Again, Memers and Gamers fought back by making fun of them.
November Pt.2
After Memers and Gamers defeated the Unironic Tik Tok users who tried to fight back, Gamers decided to target a group in Tik Tok, The Furries. They have declared a war on the Furries just because they hate so much, Gamers fought the war by recording themselves holding toy guns and shooting at something or telling their strategy to other gamers how to defeat the Furries and destroy their bases or go undercover as a Furries, but the Furries fought back like the Unironic Tik Tok Users but the furries have lost because they were outnumbered by Gamers.
December & January
After the month of November which was the most toxic month for Tik Tok, Memers and Gamers decided to stop bullying and make original content because of how many Unironic Tik Tok users left the app. So Memers and Gamers decided to make original content like the Unironic Tik Tok users but actually funny, which turned Tik Tok into the next Vine. Some Memers and Gamers tried to reignite the flame of picking on the Unironic Tik Tok Users who have not left, but who knows what happen next.
The End
-Malachi Granger-Bell ‘20
Thats a 🅈🄸🄺🄴🅂 from me
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