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You are a Boomer

Now that you have clicked on this article, you are a boomer. There is nothing you can do to stop being a boomer anymore. The boomerfication process has already begun. Once a boomer, always a boomer as I like to say! Welp, you’re now stuck as a boomer. But now that you are a boomer, I think I should tell you what a boomer is. A boomer is a person who DOESN’T UNDERSTAND ANYTHING ABOUT WHAT US ZOOMERS DO IN OUR EVERYDAY LIVES!!!!!!!!!!! (Obviously, I’m kidding. A boomer is someone who was born after WW2 between 1944 and 1964. This is supposed to be a funny article. You should already know that this whole thing is a joke) Now that that’s confirmed, there’s nothing more to talk about. You are now a boomer. Goodbye.

-Jordan Viviano '22

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